no no no but what if what if one day sherlock takes a bullet for john and johns all panicking because what the fuck why would you do that you fucking fuck and sherlock just looks at him and he just sighs because johns so stupid and he just looks up at him and he says “human error”
my favorite thing about fashion is that you can find the ugliest or blandest or most commonly seen piece of clothing in a department store, but so long as its by a certain designer, it could cost as much as rent
GOOD THING THIS IS ON SALE, NOW I CAN REALLY AFFORD THIS
NO WAIT THIS IS MY FAVORITE
"it seems like being queer is becoming more trendy" haha or maybe people are feeling more comfortable to explore their sexualities and gender identities and there has always been queer people haha what an idea
i think jean and marco are the type of people to go in the drive-thru and marco asks jean what he wants and jean’s like “a burger, no onions or pickles” and marco leans in to tell the speaker the order but jean leans over marco and starts screaming it into the speaker anyways
I did a thing I hope i’m not too late
I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS
Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.
“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”
request accomplished -
it got BETTER
Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]
THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT MY LIFE TO BE
when i was in 7th grade, i had a science teacher who would give really easy tests. i would finish them in 10 minutes, then spend the rest of the period drawing ninjas all over the paper. i always told him to circle all 200 in red pen, and he did. one day, i decided to fuck him over by only drawing 199. when i got the test back, he’d written “you devil-spawn” on the top.