horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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kawayuni:

swingtheserenade:

sadgi:

yea

#I want this as a poster
same

This is funny because I know a genderqueer person named Bird.

kawayuni:

swingtheserenade:

sadgi:

yea

same

This is funny because I know a genderqueer person named Bird.

me: hey google what's up
google: did you mean the stratosphere?
me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
20aliens:

Angela Strassheim

20aliens:

Angela Strassheim

moewave:

" companions will leave the party if approval ratings are too low, similar to Dragon age: Origins, and it is possible to only have one companion remaining in the end. It’s also possible for the companion to betray the Inquisitor depending on the choices made by the player. "

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miss-nerdgasmz:

Full Reference of Pyrrha Nikos and her weapons, Miló (The Javelin/Xiphos/Rifle) and Akuó (Shield) compiled from Monty’s facebook

Her symbol (credit to hjpenndragon, here: http://www.deviantart.com/art/RWBY-Emblems-Insignias-406733674)

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thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group